What’s the best-named weapon in gaming? Spindly Torque gets my vote.
I hear you, but you’re forgetting one thing…
Big Freaking Gun.
Quincy said:
I hear you, but you’re forgetting one thing…
Big Freaking Gun.
You can’t just shoot a hole into Mars!
Quincy said:
I hear you, but you’re forgetting one thing…
Big Freaking Gun.
You can’t just shoot a hole into Mars!
Doom Slayer does whatever he wants.
@Caden
And he doesn’t care what anyone thinks about it!
Quincy said:
I hear you, but you’re forgetting one thing…
Big Freaking Gun.
You can’t just shoot a hole into Mars!
Nuh uh.
SLAYER: ‘The hell you mean, nuh uh?’
Quincy said:
I hear you, but you’re forgetting one thing…
Big Freaking Gun.
Big Freaking Gun 10,000.
Quincy said:
I hear you, but you’re forgetting one thing…
Big Freaking Gun.
BFG is legendary, but Spindly Torque feels like they put random physics terms into a blender and got something perfect.
Cerebral Bore.
Bliss said:
Cerebral Bore.
I was going to say this! Beat me to it. Absolute classic.
Bliss said:
Cerebral Bore.
I was going to say this! Beat me to it. Absolute classic.
Bet you heard the sound in your head as soon as you read the name.
@Bliss
Oh, I did. And I pictured the brains splattering everywhere before that satisfying explosion. What a weapon.
Bliss said:
Cerebral Bore.
Which game is that from again?
Keir said:
Bliss said:
Cerebral Bore.
Which game is that from again?
Turok 2: Seeds of Evil.
BEWAREOBLIVIONISATHAND.
Bliss said:
Cerebral Bore.
I had Turok on N64, but no expansion card, so I couldn’t save and never got to the Cerebral Bore. Guess I’ll boot it up on an emulator tonight.
Bliss said:
Cerebral Bore.
That gun has lived rent-free in my brain for years.
Spindly Torque is great and all… but Cyberpunk has Sir John Phallusstiff.
Also, shoutout to the Worms series. Their weapons are amazing.
Tate said:
Spindly Torque is great and all… but Cyberpunk has Sir John Phallusstiff.
Also, shoutout to the Worms series. Their weapons are amazing.
Concrete Donkey forever.
Tate said:
Spindly Torque is great and all… but Cyberpunk has Sir John Phallusstiff.
Also, shoutout to the Worms series. Their weapons are amazing.
Concrete Donkey forever.
The Old Lady weapon is hilarious though!