Brings back all the good memories of my childhood. such a simple time without all this advanced tech. I’m grateful.
I used to delete the cage fences of lions and let them loose on the visitors.
Brook said:
I used to delete the cage fences of lions and let them loose on the visitors.
In the Jurassic edition, I spent all my time trying to make my T-Rex happy, but they couldn’t be satisfied without some specific fern that you unlock too late. So when I tried to destroy the cage, nothing happened because the Rex’s were too depressed to move without that fern.
@Devi
This comment sums up AI in so many early 2000s games, oh my god.
Blaise said:
@Devi
This comment sums up AI in so many early 2000s games, oh my god.
You ain’t kidding. Had an old Sims game on GameCube, and if you didn’t start reading books to raise your repair skill immediately, your Sim would get too depressed to do anything. You’d have no money to fix anything, and you had to repair your mom’s microwave before you could move out, but you couldn’t because your Sim was too sad to learn how.
@Devi
Sounds like real life too.
Blaise said:
@Devi
This comment sums up AI in so many early 2000s games, oh my god.
Amen. I spent DAYS creating roller coasters in the original RollerCoaster Tycoon, only to have every guest too scared to ride them.
@Devi
Yeah, I remember this so much. You had to unlock the fern, which they would just trample and destroy. Then they became unhappy about debris in their exhibit and demanded it be removed, only to be unhappy again that there was no fern left to trample.
Brook said:
I used to delete the cage fences of lions and let them loose on the visitors.
Good times! I’m currently playing Jurassic World Evolution, and the attractions eating the guests is a core mechanic.
@Rin
We spared no expense.
Brook said:
I used to delete the cage fences of lions and let them loose on the visitors.
This and dropping the janitors in RTC into the water. I totally grew up into a respectable adult.
@Shane
I would pick up all the guests who wanted to leave and close their window so they’d be suspended in the void, unable to leave. Or sometimes I’d corral them into a space they couldn’t escape from… or just drown them. The last one still affected my guest count, but at least I got my revenge.
@Hayden
Business is your calling.
Galen said:
@Hayden
Business is your calling.
Customer retention specialist.
Brook said:
I used to delete the cage fences of lions and let them loose on the visitors.
I’m sure this game was wholesome for many, but for me, it was a war crime simulator.
Brook said:
I used to delete the cage fences of lions and let them loose on the visitors.
I would do that once I was bankrupt because I didn’t understand how business worked.
Brook said:
I used to delete the cage fences of lions and let them loose on the visitors.
I would do that once I was bankrupt because I didn’t understand how business worked.
The trick is to just play with cheats instead.
Brook said:
I used to delete the cage fences of lions and let them loose on the visitors.
I made mazes with a lion at one end and penguins at the other end.
Brook said:
I used to delete the cage fences of lions and let them loose on the visitors.
I had the prehistoric expansion as a kid; my T-Rex would run wild, lol. Fond memories.
Brook said:
I used to delete the cage fences of lions and let them loose on the visitors.
Always the best thing to do honestly.