Advice I still follow even now

Someone shared this advice a long time ago, and it stuck with me. Anyone else got timeless wisdom like this?

Is that Guybrush Threepwood?

Nori said:
Is that Guybrush Threepwood?

Nope, it’s a chicken with a pulley in the middle!

Ray said:

Nori said:
Is that Guybrush Threepwood?

Nope, it’s a chicken with a pulley in the middle!

How fitting… you fight like a cow.

Mai said:

Ray said:
Nori said:
Is that Guybrush Threepwood?

Nope, it’s a chicken with a pulley in the middle!

How fitting… you fight like a cow.

I am rubber, and you’re glue.

@Charlie
I’m shaking! I’m shaaking!

Kelby said:
@Charlie
I’m shaking! I’m shaaking!

Hey, look over there!

Mai said:

Ray said:
Nori said:
Is that Guybrush Threepwood?

Nope, it’s a chicken with a pulley in the middle!

How fitting… you fight like a cow.

How fitting. You fight like a farmer.

Ray said:

Nori said:
Is that Guybrush Threepwood?

Nope, it’s a chicken with a pulley in the middle!

It’s El Pollo Diablo! cue guitar strums

Kei said:

Ray said:
Nori said:
Is that Guybrush Threepwood?

Nope, it’s a chicken with a pulley in the middle!

It’s El Pollo Diablo! cue guitar strums

Si! I freed the prisoners, and now I’m here for you!

Nori said:
Is that Guybrush Threepwood?

The mightiest pirate to ever sail!

Sawyer said:

Nori said:
Is that Guybrush Threepwood?

The mightiest pirate to ever sail!

He looks more like a flooring inspector to me.

Roan said:

Sawyer said:
Nori said:
Is that Guybrush Threepwood?

The mightiest pirate to ever sail!

He looks more like a flooring inspector to me.

Nah, he’s the guy selling those fine leather jackets.

@Madden
They even used that line in the Indiana Jones game! Maybe it’s a nod to Monkey Island referencing Indy.

Devi said:
@Madden
They even used that line in the Indiana Jones game! Maybe it’s a nod to Monkey Island referencing Indy.

It’s LucasArts, so that totally makes sense.

@Madden
If it’s not a priceless artifact, I’m not interested.

Nori said:
Is that Guybrush Threepwood?

Looks more like Mancomb Seepgood to me.

Nori said:
Is that Guybrush Threepwood?

Guy.brush.

Blake said:

Nori said:
Is that Guybrush Threepwood?

Guy.brush.

Ron Gilbert said it’s not true.

Nori said:
Is that Guybrush Threepwood?

Thriftweed, maybe?